February 2010
January 2010
7 Days by Craig David. havent heard this song in...
Drake (:
“You ain’t heard of me, then you should go & get a Blue’s Clue. Oops, I mean a red clue. Wayne’s here, su woop”
ahah <3.
“I’m selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out...”
– Marilyn Monroe <3.
obvs. ahahahah. thats so dumb but i think its hilarious.
Sunday comics.
ahahah, i love em (:
[in a text msg]
“Paige, how do you simplify 2i < 6u”
“i < 3u”
“i <3 u also. xoxoxo”
ahahaha.
WHOA.
Here’s a funny fact. Join your two hands as shown above. Let’s start:
The thumb represents your parents. Now try separating them apart, and they’ll easily open. They easily separate because you are not destined to live with your parents forever. Now join the two thumbs back together.
Next, separate your index fingers and they will open too because these fingers represent your siblings, and...
Greatest pickup line? Or GREATEST pickup line?
You: Hey baby, can I buy you a drink?
Her: Sorry, I have a boyfriend.
You: Really? I have a goldfish.
Her: What?
You: Oh sorry, I thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter.
“If he’s foolish enough to walk away, be smart enough to let him go..”
– <3.
im baaaack.
yeeep, there you go. the bitch is back (: i feel like JWoww in the one episode of the Jersey Shore when her & her bf break up. ahaha. except i didnt cheat.
BASICALLY, if someone cant even trust you, then there is absolutely no point in being with them. simple as that.
time & time again youve accused me of lying. ive sacrificed soo much to hang out with you, to talk to you, to be with...
lmao.
funniest shit ive heard all day.
“Its safe to say that me and the wind are blowing the same amount of trees right now”
ahahaha; clever kid.
“Don’t let failure get to your heart, don’t let success get to your...”
– He’s Just Not That Into You <3.
haters.
this should be funnnn (: ahahah
formspring.me/ConnieeeBabyyy
leave me something to laugh at :D
freaky friday.
you know, i think itd be helluh interesting & telling if we all switched lives for like a day, just to see what other people have to go through and how hard their lives are compared to ours. so we could quit our bitching ! aha.
& also, to understand why people act a certain way & do/say certain things.
then shit would be sooo much easier. but lifes not easy. not one bit.
hi, im Snooki.
so today as im walking into APUSH 3rd per, Johnathan says “Connie, you remind me of Snooki” & my face looks like this —> :0
& he goes “no no dont take it the wrong way, its bcos of the height, & skin color sort of” ahahah. okay the height i KINDA get. but the skin color? noo, im def yellow & shes some type of bronze/caramel/brown color.
LMAO. but...
“Sometimes in life, things fall apart so that better things can come together.”
“You don’t get to choose; you just fall in love. And you get this person who is...”
– Party of Five (via 472239364) (via quote-book)
^ agreeeed.
& i heard that “Pants on the Ground” song from American Idol on the radio this morning.. lmfao.
nsandoval:
Did anyone else think the new episode of keeping up with the kardashians was funny. Like the part where rob and Scott come home drunk and scott is like is anyone home and rob says no, no one is home, no one lives here. Oh wait no Bruce Jenner lives here you guys, the athlete!
I don’t know why but I laughed so hard when that happend
you laughed so hard bcos you realized that that...
YAB !
daniellscott:
conniebaaby:
FUUUUH that ! ahahah.
KYS after that one.. lmao.
nahhhh foool YABC!!!!!
hahaha damm that nigga got his shiit wreckkeddd
YABN ! you a bitch, nigguh. weow i helluh wanna do that to you.. tomorrow first period son, beware :P lmaoo.
YAB !
FUUUUH that ! ahahahah, overlaugh status. all of their facial expressions LMAO.
KYS after that one, forsure. ahaha.